I demanded requests! The requests demand answers. I have answered 2:
A SAD CEILING FAN (requested by Andi)
He had a penchant for shattering
As obtuse as they were perverse–
Incomprehensible! Ignore him.
Then you wake up in the middle of the night with a bellyache–
Ooh, I get it.
MUSSELS (requested by Alison)