Requests 1

I demanded requests! The requests demand answers. I have answered 2:

A SAD CEILING FAN (requested by Andi)

He had a penchant for shattering
Sexual
Euphemisms
As obtuse as they were perverse–
Incomprehensible! Ignore him.
Then you wake up in the middle of the night with a bellyache–
Ooh, I get it.
Ugh.

MUSSELS (requested by Alison)

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One response to “Requests 1

  1. Those mussels are lovely!

    And yay, I can picture a person like the one described.

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