I used to kick the snow away from the car with my feet
And slap it with my hands
But I bought a shovel the other day
Which is really an improvement over my previous method.
Sometimes the car doors freeze shut or a little bit open, too.
Ice adds Adventure to my daily commute!
I am tired
Maybe could I just skip scraping the windshield today
And get on the road?
I guess not.
Anti-lock brakes you are freaking me out okay
The whole INSIDE of the car is covered in
ICE, what the hell.
Please don’t plow me, plow!
By the time I get to work, the car is bearably warm! Yippee!