Monthly Archives: January 2011

I DEMAND

In light of my recent drop-off in postings due to various inconveniences and small personal failings, I wish to make amends:

I DEMAND PROMPTS

-STORY PROMPTS
-POETRY PROMPTS
-DRAWING PROMPTS
-OTHER PROMPTS

PLEASE PEOPLE: LET’S KEEP THIS ESOTERIC, OKAY?
OR OTHERWISE OPEN TO INTERPRETATION

“THE SEA” IS ACCEPTABLE

“A SCUBA-DIVING HORSE LOOKING AT A SEA HORSE IN SURPRISE” IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

“BROTHERHOOD” IS ACCEPTABLE

“A STORY THAT SHOWS HOW BROTHERHOOD IS WORSE THAN SISTERHOOD” IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

HURRY!

THANK
YOU!

Happy Birthday Sam!

Oh, Brother!
You are my only brother with both the
Ability
And the
Freedom
to grow a big beard
And to drink as much as you want, at any hour of the day!
Happy Twenty First!
Yesterday!

It’s Not Poetry: Minivanuary

I used to kick the snow away from the car with my feet
And slap it with my hands
But I bought a shovel the other day
Which is really an improvement over my previous method.

Sometimes the car doors freeze shut or a little bit open, too.

Ice adds Adventure to my daily commute!

I am tired
Maybe could I just skip scraping the windshield today
And get on the road?
No.
I guess not.

Anti-lock brakes you are freaking me out okay

Every day:
The whole INSIDE of the car is covered in
ICE, what the hell.

Please don’t plow me, plow!

By the time I get to work, the car is bearably warm! Yippee!

TV Over the Bar

Last Night

SOMETIMES

Trust!